A Brief Rant for Google

And by brief, I mean brief.

I literally get more views on this blog from people Google searching one K-Pop star that I mentioned one time on this blog (in the history of ever), and it’s on my last nerve. It was once. Once. Yet every single day, there’s just more and more and more and more views added on here from freaking fangirls all over the freaking world looking up freaking Sir Bangtan Sonyeondan Maknae Fetus King Freaking Jeon Jungkook, and I just can’t take it anymore!!

Sure, it’s views, but those people probably aren’t actually reading anything. They’re looking for pictures, that’s it (which they definitely won’t be finding); they want to stare at his face, not read my musings — not that I blame them, cause I do, too (want to look at his face, that is). But still. It’s just so freaking frustrating!

So, not that this is going to help at all, but, dearest Google, please, instead of suggesting my blog seemingly only when someone searches for Jeon Jungkook of BTS, why don’t you also suggest it for every other thing I’ve ever talked about? You know, get me some relevant readership from the outside world and such. That would be cool and thoughtful. And it’s really not too much to ask.

Rant over. Time to go cook the family dinner.

Edit: AND WHILE I’M AT IT, I MIGHT AS WELL ASK YOU TO PLEASE STOP USING THE LAST FEATURED IMAGE FROM MY OTHER BLOG WHEN I SHARE A PIECE ON HERE VIA GOOGLE+, GOOGLE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THE GENERAL POPULACE WOULD LOVE TO BE LESS CONFUSED BY THAT, AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE TO STOP EXPLAINING THAT LITTLE SITUATION. THANKS SO MUCH. MUCH LOVE. BYE NOW.

No, I’m not mad at all.